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Joke of the Day
"Tea makes everything great,even meth. Cos without T,meth is just meh."
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"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street"
"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"
"My girlfriend tells me her body is a temple Everyone's welcome, but you just have to take your shoes off before you enter."
"When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I'm fantastic."
"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."
"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."