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Joke of the Day

"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"

"I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying. - Alex Horne"

"The Revenant was... Grizzly."

"What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."

"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"

"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."

"A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint Both crews were marooned"

"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."