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Joke of the Day
"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."
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"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."
"Her eyes were the color of paint"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"
"I always try to compliment people, even if it's just, ""Wow, I've never seen clothes worn like that before."" or ""You have a dope overbite."""
"Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward."
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"
"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."
"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."