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Joke of the Day

"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."

"Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith? Nobody wanted to draw his iron."

"Ignorance is a palindrome"

"Hey man, your mom is like snack... Free-to-lay... I don't know..."

"How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt? You jump from the 1st one."

"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"

"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."

"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."

"*drops off box to Salvation Army* ""Sir, why is this box marked W I F E?"" *peels out*"

"If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't."