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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend tells me her body is a temple Everyone's welcome, but you just have to take your shoes off before you enter."

"Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no pubes."

"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."

"What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang."

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"