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Joke of the Day
"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."
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"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day."
"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."
"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."
"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."
"I've got a drug test tomorrow at work Good thing I know loads about drugs =)"
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."