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Joke of the Day
"I've got a drug test tomorrow at work Good thing I know loads about drugs =)"
Next Joke
"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"
"Have you heard about the new car park crime statistics? It's wrong on so many levels."
"What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond"
"What do you do if an elephant comes through your front door? Swim towards a window"
"What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky? A gumball."
"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!"
"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""
"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""