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Joke of the Day
"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."
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"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."
"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."
"I saw a baby in a carriage holding a chocolate bar. It's mother wasn't around. So i took it, tore it open and ate it, right in front of the chocolate bar."
"Osama=Crabs What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush."
"Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because its worth it!"
"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."
"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."