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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
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"Helping a friend So I got a text from my friend this morning telling me he was going to kill himself. Do I reply? Or just leave him hanging."
"A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in ""I want to be a history major,"" he says. The dad responds, ""No you don't! There's no future in it!"""
"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years, and we're going have such a laugh when he comes back with those smokes!"
"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"
"Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff? Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer"
"If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger."
"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"
"I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'"
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""