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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
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"flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign [guy next to me is still murdering someone] me: um excuse me"
"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"
"Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now."
"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"
"When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug."
"What's the worst thing your wife can do while you're having sex? Come home early."
"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"What did the guitarist say to the magician... Pick a chord, any chord."