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Joke of the Day

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."

"Me:what did daddy say when he broke his phone? 7y:can I repeat swear words? Me: no 7y: he said nothing then"

"From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff"

"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."

"Around my neighborhood I'm affectionately known as ""Please stop taking pictures of my flowers you weirdo."""

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."

"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."

"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"