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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."

"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""

"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."

"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."

"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"

"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."