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Joke of the Day

"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."

"Do you know why ants are so healthy? Because they have little antibodies..."

"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"

"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""

"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"

"I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different."

"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."

"Q: What does it mean if a guy remembers the color of a woman's eyes after a first date? A: She has small tits."

"How many friend-Zoned Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed off when it wont screw."