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Joke of the Day
"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"
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"What do you do to dead chemists? You barium."
"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."
"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."
"Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books."
"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"
"What has 4 legs but cant move? A child born in Chernobyl, duh."
"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"
"If a cop sees a black guy crossing the street and a white guy robbing an old lady, who does he shot first? The thief because first duty then plesure"