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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"

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"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."
"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"
"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"
"Richmxnd's life."
"[gets out of tanning bed with a grilled cheese sandwich]"
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."
"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"