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Joke of the Day
"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."
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"Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone's reason to smile."
"Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don't get married. If you are over 35, don't get married. If you are 35, don't get married."
"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"
"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."
"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"
"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"