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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, because my basement is still dark."

"For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis."

"A man comes into a bar... Wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse."

"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."

"Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex"

"My first language is typo."

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."

"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""

"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"

"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"