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Joke of the Day
"I loathe earlier versions of myself as though they were separate people."
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"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."
"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."
"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."
"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."
"Why does the Little Mermaid where sea shells? Because she can't fit in B shells!"
"How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin"
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice"