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Joke of the Day
"My proctologist has PTSD He has seen some shit"
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"I just saved a girl from rape. I stopped chasing her."
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"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"
"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
"I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble."
"[gestures to the parents of a crying baby] shhhh, please. my foot's asleep"
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"