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Joke of the Day
"My proctologist has PTSD He has seen some shit"
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"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year? It didn't Snowden."
"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"
"Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10 9 8"
"Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing."
"This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*"
"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"
"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? ""I'm stuck on you!"""
"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."