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Joke of the Day
"I don't believe women have souls. Neither do men. I don't believe in souls."
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"Name a famous robber! Cops!"
"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."
"Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano? Having crabs on yer organ!"
"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."
"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"
"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"
"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"
"When I found out my wife was having an affair, I was heartbroken. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow."
"Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!"