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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"
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"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."
"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."
"A young jewish boy asks his father for $50 His father replies: ""$40? what do you need $30 for?"""
"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"
"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""
"How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb? just one, but it will take 4 episodes."
"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."
"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud"
"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"