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Joke of the Day
"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"
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"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"Short story about sharpness. Man 1: What is more sharp Mouth or Anus? Man 2: Mouth. Man 1: Can you cut your shit using your Mouth? Man 2: ..."
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"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."
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"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."
"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"