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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"

"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."

"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."

"How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews."

"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."

"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time? I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!"

"Sometimes relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them."