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Joke of the Day
"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
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"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"
"A feminist once asked me: ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I responded: ""1080p."""
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."
"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."
"What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together? Jackaloping"
"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."