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Joke of the Day
"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"
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"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""
"Calling your baby ugly makes me rude? How about you making me look at your ugly baby makes YOU rude."
"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."
"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."
"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"
"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""
"The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I've ever heard are things I've said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike."
"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."