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Joke of the Day

"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."

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"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"How was copper-wire invented? Two jews and a penny."
"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."
"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."
"I am one ""Mom!"" away from making the 6 o'clock news."
"Woman: ""All men want from us is sex."" Man: ""We like to eat too"""
"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."
"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
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