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Joke of the Day
"If a blind girl says you have a big dick.. She probably is just pulling your leg."
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"Just how hairy was the person who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"
"Just read it Just reddit"
"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."
"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"
"You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job."
"Girls with long nails explain to me your life. Like, do you not touch things? Do you enjoy dirt?"
"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"