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Joke of the Day

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."

"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"

"When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the girl with glitter on her face does."

"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"

"The importance of commas ""Let's eat, grandpa!"" said the incestuous cannibal"

"5 year old: Where does wind come from, daddy? Me: It comes from people asking too many questions."

"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."

"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."

"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."

"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"