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Joke of the Day

"Wife: You only half-listen to me. You're in a boatload of trouble. Me: Yes, let's buy a boat."

"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe"

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"

"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"

"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."

"Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y."

"Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong."