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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."
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"DAUGHTER: why did you name me Paris? ME: You were conceived on our honeymoon in Paris SON: OMG!! ME: (to son) what's wrong 97FordF150?"
"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."
"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years... Its not like I have 2020 vision."
"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."
"*sees a hot girl on the train* ""ay gurl check this out"" *i try to seductively eat a banana but i miss my mouth & smush it into my forehead*"
"How to comfort a homosexuals family if hes in a coma? You can always say ""well, look at it this way; he was a fruit, now hes a vegetable!"""
"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."
"What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville."