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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."
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"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."
"""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison."
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"How does a flight of steps check out a woman? It stares."
"Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room"
"My wife came in and yelled ""What are these clothes on the floor?""...... ""A dead Jedi"" I replied"
"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"