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Joke of the Day

"Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y."

"Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No we just let them go barefoot."

"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."

"Count Dooku has always been puzzled by his wife, Sue."

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."

"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."