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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
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"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"
"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."
"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"
"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."
"My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure... ..So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die"
"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."
"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."