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Joke of the Day
"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."
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"Thinking that you're on speaking terms with God is like finding out you've been playing both parts in an episode of ""Catfish"""
"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."
"A group of boulders joins Facebook... ...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays."
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"I thought I would have to kill my bitch of a wife, but then she suffocated on saran wrap. I was so Glad."
"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"
"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"
"My girlfriend, concerned, asked me if I'm an alcoholic. I said ""Of course not sweetie."" ""Alcoholics go to meetings."""
"AMD should make a self-driving car... ...because they specialize in creating things that don't come with drivers."