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Joke of the Day
"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."
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"For our first date, we'll dump a Crayola 64 box onto the floor, and put them back from worst to favorite."
"What do you call an angry gay guy? Oxymoron. - I will see myself out"
"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"
"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"
"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home"