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Joke of the Day

"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."

"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."

"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Can you smell carrots?"""

"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."

"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."

"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"

"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."

"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."

"It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven."

"You're never too old to learn stupid shit."