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Joke of the Day
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."
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"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"
"Bigger Breasts Wife: ""How can I make my breasts bigger?"" Husband: ""Just rub toilet paper between them"" Wife: ""Why would that work?"" Husband: ""It worked on your butt"""
"[During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!"
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"
"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."
"What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand."
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"
"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"