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Joke of the Day
"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."
Next Joke
"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""
"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."
"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."
"Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central."
"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."
"Did you hear that the Jim Henson company is making a show about meth-cooking? They're calling it Borking Bad."
"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"
"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"
"Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? Because he was trans-parent"