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Joke of the Day

"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."

"What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common? Dey both sinna, mon!"

"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"

"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."

"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."

"There is no ""me"" in team. No, wait, yes there is!"

"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"

"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""

"Have you heard that joke about pussy? I would tell it, but I don't get it."

"What is the difference between an amateur archer and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit... The other hoots but can't shit."