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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Can you smell carrots?"""
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"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."
"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."
"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."
"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."
"I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"
"My answering machine message: ""I have caller ID, please don't leave a message, I will not be returning your call."" No beep, just a foghorn."