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Joke of the Day
"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"
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"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"
"I just met an Irishman of Chilean descent. His name was Con Kearney."
"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"
"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"