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Joke of the Day

"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."

"What does sex have in common with a savings account... What does sex have in common with a savings account? Answer is: ""You lose interest once you make a withdrawal""."

"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"

"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."

"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."

"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"

"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."