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Joke of the Day
"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."
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"It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of ""I wonder who'll be next""... ...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals."
"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."
"You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam. If they let you, they're an idiot."
"They say that kissing makes your day ... And anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Coroner's Report Coroner: Report complete. Police: What was the cause of death? Coroner: The cause of death was that I sliced him open and performed an autopsy."
"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"
"Say no to drugs they might lower the price"
"Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."