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Joke of the Day
"Say no to drugs they might lower the price"
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"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."
"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."
"I've been dying to see Age of Ultron But then I just googled ""How old is Ultron"" and found out he's 47. Saved me $10."
"How did Helen Keller break her arms? She tried to read a road sign going 45mph"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's some obscure number.. You've probably never heard of it"
"Her: is the game almost over? Me: this is just the first half Her: uggghh how many more halves are there? Me: you're pretty"
"What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up? Playdough."
"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"
"I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane."