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Joke of the Day
"They say that kissing makes your day ... And anal sex makes your hole weak!"
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"I never buy Easter Seals... because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald"
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"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."
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"Who delivers presents to the hood? Crip Cringle."
"I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby."
"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""
"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."