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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."
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"What's the best part about being an alcoholic stand-up comedian? If you're good you get laughs, and if you're bad you get booze."
"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"How did the prostitute get a job at the zoo? They heard she could handle a cockatoo."
"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."
"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"
"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"
"Michelle Obama & Melania Trump meeting: *shaking hands* Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle. Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle."
"Most of the 1800s was spent painting chubby chicks."
"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."