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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."
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"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."
"I told my girlfriend I've known 3 whores in my life. The first one was named mercedes, the second one porsche, your name must be buick!"
"What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic"
"Bad luck, Atheists named Christian."
"What has four hairy legs and fucks my sister? Me and my dad."
"What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin? A Killograndma."
"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
"Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me."
"What do you call Japanese pussy? Yellowtail"