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Joke of the Day

"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."

"What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes ""hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM""? The Easter Elephant."

"[homeless guy walks up to me at the park] ""what are you doing inside my house?"""

"What do giant steel beams say when they come across a nugget of gold? Au"

"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"

"I can't stand fake people. Unless you're with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop. Then you need to be Oscar winning fake."

"Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it."

"Prison Guard: ""So you two cons are in love?"" Con1: ""Yes."" Con2: ""It's like we finish each other's..."" *in unison* ""death sentences."""

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."

"I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne's parents."