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Joke of the Day

"The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little ""boyfriend"" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison."

"I used to repost stolen comedian jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do but I used to too."

"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"

"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU WANNA GO RIDE BIKES??"

"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."

"Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus."

"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."

"""I think Esmerelda's in trouble!"" ""What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?"" ""I have a..."" ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."""

"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."