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Joke of the Day

"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."

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"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."
"What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble."
"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"
"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."
"What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle? Abu Bikr"
"70% of my enemies were once my friends."
"How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains."
"I tried to do stand up comedy Didn't work so well since I'm in a wheelchair."