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Joke of the Day

"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up."

"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"How do you trigger a feminist? You've got male."

"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"

"Why can't a lesbian diet and wear make up at the same time? Because..........It is hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on her face."

"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"

"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."

"Man I really hate calculus. It just derives me crazy"