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Joke of the Day
"Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus."
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"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""
"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"
"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."
"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."
"What is .Net"
"A slightly drunk woman is watching tv... She yells, ""Don't go there! Don't go up the stairs! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!"" Her husband asks, ""What are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""
"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."
"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef stroking off"