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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."

"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"

"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"

"How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one."

"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"

"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."

"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."

"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"